Bridge to Nowhere

I thought it was funny that there was a tiny bridge section down in the creek that no one would ever use. I got out my camera phone to take a picture...

and dropped it down into the creek valley. I had to climb down into the valley, over the formerly unused bridge section, to retrieve my camera. On the plus side, I got a closer picture.

Kerry: Snowden should Manning up and come back to the US

Hours ahead of Brian William's interview with Edward Snowden, John Kerry was out salting the earth:

"He should man up and come back to the United States if he has a complaint about what’s the matter with American surveillance. Come back here and stand in our system of justice and make his case."

I like the "if he has a complaint" bit. That's what makes it poetry. Kerry's tone deafness is clearly highlighted in the picture in the article:

I can't hear you over my own talking points.

I too would like it if Snowden came back to the US and martyred himself so that the massive US global surveillance apparatus would have its day in court. But given how the other whistleblowers have been treated, I can see why he'd worry about his fate and the efficiency of that sacrifice. So go ahead and tell Snowden:

Abbrivations

I don't know how to abbreviate homozygous. I'd het to call it homo.

Why Octopus Don’t Get Tangled Up In Themselves

New favorite job title: octopus arm expert. No, wait, new favorite job title: octopus sucker expert. I think that's better than octopus juicer.

...until now.

Many years ago I got new health insurance cards in the mail. There were four spaces for cards, in a 2 ⨉ 2 grid, but since they only sent two cards, there were two blank cards. To avoid confusion, they printed a helpful message reassuring you that the cards were blank on purpose. This presents a bit of a paradox. Since the cards contained the message, they were no longer blank and the message no longer applied. If the cards had been blank, the message would have been reassuring.

I was so ticked by this that I still have the card even though I've changed health insurance plans several times since.

The Barber paradox

Another version of this is the famous Barber paradox:

The barber is a man in town who shaves all those, and only those, men in town who do not shave themselves. Who shaves the barber?

Whatever answer you give, you arrive at a contradiction. Naive set theory allows you to make such statements that cannot be assigned a truthiness, i.e. a true or false value. My favorite version of this paradox is, of course, the version by xkcd:

Sexual fetishes and mathematical logic, what's not to like?

The great logician Friedrich Ludwig Gottlob Frege (say that five times fast) was deep into his project to reduce all of mathematics to logic when Russell wrote to him about the paradox. Russell recalled the interaction thusly:

As I think about acts of integrity and grace, I realise that there is nothing in my knowledge to compare with Frege's dedication to truth. His entire life's work was on the verge of completion, ... his second volume was about to be published, and upon finding that his fundamental assumption was in error, he responded with intellectual pleasure clearly submerging any feelings of personal disappointment. It was almost superhuman and a telling indication of that of which men are capable if their dedication is to creative work and knowledge instead of cruder efforts to dominate and be known.

If only all of us responded so well when our pet theory is stomped by the cruel foot of reality, or irreality in this case.

Russell and Whitehead were also troubled. They sought to re-axiomatize all of set theory to prevent contradictions like these from arising. They hopped to push right up to the line of the paradox without going over. In 1930-1, Kurt Gödel said: "Looking for that line, eh? Look behind you." I only hope that Russell and Whitehead responded as well as Frege when their Jenga pyramid was kicked out from under them.