Thursday, June 5, 2014

Literally the Worst

FADE IN:

INT. FOX NEWS CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY

The show manager and the writers are working on the script for the evenings news.


SHOW MANAGER
Okay, we need a guest to trash-talk Osama Obama for negotiating with terrorists. Any ideas?
WRITER #1
Is Chamberlain still alive? We could have him come on and criticize Barack for appeasing the enemy.
WRITER #2
How about Ollie North? He an expert in selling arms to terrorist.
WRITER #3
We could... but don't we have to put "Lt. Col. (disgraced)" next to his name on the crawl?
SHOW MANAGER
Nah, we can wave that this time.
FADE OUT.

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